i was forced to abandon my reticence today and engage in a titillating conversation with a biliously imbecile lout by the gawkish moniker of lawrence who owns the dubious 'universal tuition agency'.the modus operandi of this bovine swine's syndicate that seemingly employs as many filippinos as the number of locusts that can inundate the wheat fields in australia?pilfer money from the tutors it employs.
here's a snippet of our orgasmic conversation.

abra: yes,u called?ive received five missed calls from u.
lawrence: ohh yea,i did.so what're u returning my call for?
abra: well,u gave me five missed calls,so im returning your call right now.
lawrence: and why are u returning my call?
abra: cuz im being polite, quite unlike someone,u see.
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abra: nahh.why don't u apologise to me first for threatening to forefeit my pay before i'll apologise to u.
lawrence: no no.since when did i threaten u?i don't remember threatening u.
abra: jesus christ, the number of senile people in singapore's increasing.

on hindsight,the doeful boar was so defenceless against my verbal onslaught,he had to resort to reverse psychological tactics to,albeit futilely,resist my inexorable attacks.shameless slut.

dont ever acquaint yourselves with this poor excuse for living,yea?
avoid anyone calling from 68971633 or 96786373 like u would elude a plague.

quack yanting marcus

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i preserved the credits,of course.this blogskin is tres magnifique!