Saturday, June 28, 2008
apologies for my protracted absence.
havent really encountered any endocrinal incidents worthy of advertorial space on my blog,hence the interminable hiatus.furthermore,ive never been the tawdry fella who blogs frivolously.tskk.
anyhow,ive finally extricated myself from the dumbfounding heuristics of aquatics after almost twenty years,although ive been plagued by the disconcerting suspicion that i swim as gracefully as a bull in a china shop.
unsurprisingly,im still relentlessly being accosted,whether in camp or at public swimming pools.are there repellents for barricading perverse uncles who have facial complexions incredulously resembling the himalayans that are screaming trebly for botox to banish the crows' feet from me being sold commercially?
and unless uve been hibernating under a massive iceberg like snow frogs,u shouldve known by now that two servicemen met their demise during the course of their mandatory military training.some bovine fellas have ohh-so-righteously exclaimed that it is the onus of all guys to improve their physical fitness prior to their stint of martyrdom.these intellectually feeble louts are severely myopic to the fact that the culprit in such misfortunes is more often than not congenital heart defects or conditions that cannot be remedied by wearing out the treadmill.a greater cause for concern would be the clandestine manner in which these cases are being handled.the veil of covertness behind the genuine cause of these deaths is rather disquieting,besides the lack of public accountability of this field.
till then.
havent really encountered any endocrinal incidents worthy of advertorial space on my blog,hence the interminable hiatus.furthermore,ive never been the tawdry fella who blogs frivolously.tskk.
anyhow,ive finally extricated myself from the dumbfounding heuristics of aquatics after almost twenty years,although ive been plagued by the disconcerting suspicion that i swim as gracefully as a bull in a china shop.
unsurprisingly,im still relentlessly being accosted,whether in camp or at public swimming pools.are there repellents for barricading perverse uncles who have facial complexions incredulously resembling the himalayans that are screaming trebly for botox to banish the crows' feet from me being sold commercially?
and unless uve been hibernating under a massive iceberg like snow frogs,u shouldve known by now that two servicemen met their demise during the course of their mandatory military training.some bovine fellas have ohh-so-righteously exclaimed that it is the onus of all guys to improve their physical fitness prior to their stint of martyrdom.these intellectually feeble louts are severely myopic to the fact that the culprit in such misfortunes is more often than not congenital heart defects or conditions that cannot be remedied by wearing out the treadmill.a greater cause for concern would be the clandestine manner in which these cases are being handled.the veil of covertness behind the genuine cause of these deaths is rather disquieting,besides the lack of public accountability of this field.
till then.