Thursday, April 19, 2007
hehehs*
basic courtesy should be consistenty,if not,aways practised,no?with that rule of thumb in mind,u all ought to greet mr abraham li with due respect as he saunters [nahh,never fashionably late.punctuality has always been a rather renowned virtue of mine] gallantly into the room.
hehehs*
teachin has been an immensely satisfyin job amongst the plethora of jobs i had undertaken mainly to supplement my meagre allowance to finance my expenditure, besides to effectively kill time.my sec1 kids and sec3 teenagers have been indispensable in makin my teachin experience at my alma mater such an endearin one,despite the occasions [many or not?:)] where i lost my cool [then again,ive always been simmerin hot,no?hahahs] and stung them ferociously,if i didnt already bust their fragile ear drums when i bellowed at an audio-nomical volume at the expense of my lungs.hahas.i love all my proteges,as much as they all love me!hahahahas.there're surely a group of really memorable ones larr:yiyang-the guy who perpetually exudes nonchalance but actually secured full marks for the chemistry test;shi kai-always appearin to be havin a rendexvous in his own world yet being another full marks scorer;an lee-had the audacity to lose the very first worksheet i distributed to the class,yet one of the few who really pays utmost attention in class;wen xuan-an extremely focussed girl who crawled back from the brink of death after [stupidly] inhalin a dizzyin volume of sulphur dioxide and displayed much consistency in her work,thus far at least [:)];yeeni-for bearin an uncanny resemblance,both physically and vocally,to tweety bird;joeshua-displays ample coolness [is it innate,or juz a facet?:)];kian koon-the guy who must've been a loudhailer his previous life;jun hao-for sufficiently provin he's not exactly dependable as a chemistry rep;zhi shuo-got caught by me red handed while exercisin his fertile imagination to visualise the identification of cations and anions;class chairman of 305 [oops!forgot her name!]-inheritant of the auntie yijun genes;lionel-the camera whore who had to make me embarrassed by proclaimin my sexiness for sundry and all to know;stanley-the guy who's deeply infactuated with me and who infamously pulled down my shorts at sports day and caused a mass nose bleed when the sec1 kids witnessed my bum clad in the brightest underwear [hahahahahahas! XD];the other guy-i forgot ur name,but ure the notorious one,at least to me,for outragin my butt's modesty umpteen times;huizhen-tickles her funny bones and witness her contort in muscular spasms;pocky of course-for always mockin exasperation when i call him affectionately by his nickname;kah hang-the meek guy who supposedly packs far greater a punch than his looks suggest;jun wei-not a boy,not yet a man;rachel-uberr vibrant personality;joseph-not so much of his tan that would've put chocolates to shame,but his nature demeanour,as though he's plottin some conspiracy [to kidnap me?gasp*];gideon-for being sucha giddygoat;rachel-she always beamin like a human light bulb!;sec 305-for honourably becomin one of first of a few [i dont think its thattttt manyyyyyyyy larrrrrr] classes to come under my claws [but u guys are fantastic really.i mean,it takes two to know each other right?im layman terms,im fantastic too XD];sec302-for relegatin me to stupidity all cuz my innocence never permitted me to acquire the chinese pronounciation of ur,god forbid,anal [whyyyyyyyyyyy would anyone of sufficient sanity wanna know that,much less find that out,in the first place??!!] and the guys for provin that im not the vain-est guy around,really.hahas
that said,my extraordinary and invaluable teachin experience aint entirely moulded by my students aye.the teachers,aka my colleagues,have been very hospitable and accomodatin towards me too.that said,it feels almost surreal to be placed on the pedestal of a teacher,what more in the very school i graduated from not too long ago,where the staff room which was once juz as,if not more sacred than,a shrine is now the very place i catch my forty winks or more durin my breaks.hahas.ohh mans.im gonna miss yvonnes and her seemingly innocent jokes which always happen to carry heavy erotic puns and connotations,nicholas for lookin like jeremy's long lost twin,jenny for always lookin so busy and flustered like a queen bee,eric for being the metrosexual man [juz like me!hehehehs XD],samantha for aspirin to be none other than victoria beckham [gasps!],and many more larr.hahas.
basic courtesy should be consistenty,if not,aways practised,no?with that rule of thumb in mind,u all ought to greet mr abraham li with due respect as he saunters [nahh,never fashionably late.punctuality has always been a rather renowned virtue of mine] gallantly into the room.
hehehs*
teachin has been an immensely satisfyin job amongst the plethora of jobs i had undertaken mainly to supplement my meagre allowance to finance my expenditure, besides to effectively kill time.my sec1 kids and sec3 teenagers have been indispensable in makin my teachin experience at my alma mater such an endearin one,despite the occasions [many or not?:)] where i lost my cool [then again,ive always been simmerin hot,no?hahahs] and stung them ferociously,if i didnt already bust their fragile ear drums when i bellowed at an audio-nomical volume at the expense of my lungs.hahas.i love all my proteges,as much as they all love me!hahahahas.there're surely a group of really memorable ones larr:yiyang-the guy who perpetually exudes nonchalance but actually secured full marks for the chemistry test;shi kai-always appearin to be havin a rendexvous in his own world yet being another full marks scorer;an lee-had the audacity to lose the very first worksheet i distributed to the class,yet one of the few who really pays utmost attention in class;wen xuan-an extremely focussed girl who crawled back from the brink of death after [stupidly] inhalin a dizzyin volume of sulphur dioxide and displayed much consistency in her work,thus far at least [:)];yeeni-for bearin an uncanny resemblance,both physically and vocally,to tweety bird;joeshua-displays ample coolness [is it innate,or juz a facet?:)];kian koon-the guy who must've been a loudhailer his previous life;jun hao-for sufficiently provin he's not exactly dependable as a chemistry rep;zhi shuo-got caught by me red handed while exercisin his fertile imagination to visualise the identification of cations and anions;class chairman of 305 [oops!forgot her name!]-inheritant of the auntie yijun genes;lionel-the camera whore who had to make me embarrassed by proclaimin my sexiness for sundry and all to know;stanley-the guy who's deeply infactuated with me and who infamously pulled down my shorts at sports day and caused a mass nose bleed when the sec1 kids witnessed my bum clad in the brightest underwear [hahahahahahas! XD];the other guy-i forgot ur name,but ure the notorious one,at least to me,for outragin my butt's modesty umpteen times;huizhen-tickles her funny bones and witness her contort in muscular spasms;pocky of course-for always mockin exasperation when i call him affectionately by his nickname;kah hang-the meek guy who supposedly packs far greater a punch than his looks suggest;jun wei-not a boy,not yet a man;rachel-uberr vibrant personality;joseph-not so much of his tan that would've put chocolates to shame,but his nature demeanour,as though he's plottin some conspiracy [to kidnap me?gasp*];gideon-for being sucha giddygoat;rachel-she always beamin like a human light bulb!;sec 305-for honourably becomin one of first of a few [i dont think its thattttt manyyyyyyyy larrrrrr] classes to come under my claws [but u guys are fantastic really.i mean,it takes two to know each other right?im layman terms,im fantastic too XD];sec302-for relegatin me to stupidity all cuz my innocence never permitted me to acquire the chinese pronounciation of ur,god forbid,anal [whyyyyyyyyyyy would anyone of sufficient sanity wanna know that,much less find that out,in the first place??!!] and the guys for provin that im not the vain-est guy around,really.hahas
that said,my extraordinary and invaluable teachin experience aint entirely moulded by my students aye.the teachers,aka my colleagues,have been very hospitable and accomodatin towards me too.that said,it feels almost surreal to be placed on the pedestal of a teacher,what more in the very school i graduated from not too long ago,where the staff room which was once juz as,if not more sacred than,a shrine is now the very place i catch my forty winks or more durin my breaks.hahas.ohh mans.im gonna miss yvonnes and her seemingly innocent jokes which always happen to carry heavy erotic puns and connotations,nicholas for lookin like jeremy's long lost twin,jenny for always lookin so busy and flustered like a queen bee,eric for being the metrosexual man [juz like me!hehehehs XD],samantha for aspirin to be none other than victoria beckham [gasps!],and many more larr.hahas.